Copyright 2007 Tom Fowler

 

 

 

 

 

The Fireplace

(AKA The Strange Happening at Hartley House)

 

1.

 

        Frank Hartley was mildly annoyed with himself. He knew the wood was covered with snow when he went outside to the patio to retrieve it, and knew it would melt enough to dampen his clean shirt before he deposited it in the log rack by the fireplace. Nobody’s fault but mine, he lamented, cursing silently beneath his breath.

        Winters in Oklahoma can be brutal. In his youth, Frank worked outside and remembered 0 degree temperatures with minus 30 degree wind chill indexes. On those days, the wind cut right through you and one did not dare stay outside for even a minute or two without protective clothing. At age 57, he did not tolerate the cold as he once had. Although the temperature was in the upper twenties, to Frank it felt like the lower teens.

        All of this ran through his mind as he finished bringing in wood. He began to place kindling in the fireplace, something he had been doing in this house for over 26 years. Frank and Diane raised two fine sons and he looked forward to retirement soon. Sort of, because for the first time in their 30 year marriage, he and Diane were experiencing what his mother would have referred to as “having trouble.” Serious trouble it was, too, but Frank’s thoughts abruptly stopped as he pointed the first piece of kindling into the old fireplace. 

        The piece of kindling, as best as Frank could recall, was longish, about 24 inches. As he pointed the end towards the grate, a couple of inches seemed to disappear. Must be tired, Frank thought, until he looked at the shortened end. The new end was perfectly flat and shiny, but at an angle. The same angle it was at when Frank started to place it in the fireplace. This time, more slowly, Frank cautiously moved the end towards the inside of the fireplace. Just beyond the decorative bricks of the wall around the hearth opening, another inch disappeared. Frank knew it was not his imagination or fatigue, for the end of the kindling was sheared this time at an angle opposite what the first had been. It occurred to him he felt no sensation of any kind. There had been no feeling or movement in the piece of wood at all. It just happened 

        Dumbfounded, Frank threw the wood into the fireplace, but it fell on the grate with a sharp clap, intact as it had been a moment earlier.

        Further experimentation showed Frank that placing the wood slowly into the grate would cause it to disappear. Throwing it in quickly would leave it unharmed.

 

2.

 

        Most of us have no experience with anything this bizarre or horrifying and Frank was certainly no exception. With one piece of kindling apparently safe in the fireplace, Frank left it alone for the remainder of the evening. Luckily, Diane was gone, having decided to visit their son Mike for a few days. Diane was the same age as Frank and was deeply hurt by her husband’s adulterous affair with a 30-year co-worker.

        But, the fireplace would dominate his thoughts the rest of this night, a night that seemed to be getting colder and more sinister by the moment. Frank regretted the mistake with his boss’ administrative assistant but there was nothing he could do about it now. The damage had been done to his self respect and marriage. The future didn’t look too good or promising.

        What’s the deal with the fireplace? He was dumbstruck, horrified, and now afraid to touch anything in the house. He took another piece of wood – bigger and longer, and spent a couple of hours poking through every nook and cranny of the home where he and Diane had raised two boys to manhood. Only the place where he and Diane had enjoyed so many warm, cozy fires seemed to swallow anything that entered it, if entered slowly. The fireplace rewards speed, he thought, and seriously entertained for the first time the notion that he may be experiencing emotional problems brought on by too much stress. However, the clean end of the kindling on the grate, severed smooth as to be shiny as new wax, told him an even harsher truth.

        He was sane enough but in the early stages of a real, living nightmare.

         

3.

 

        Frank slept poorly that night. He arose before daylight, which isn’t hard to do in December, and ate a light, tasteless breakfast. Afterward, he decided to test the fireplace again, hoping with all his heart that what he remembered would turn out to be a horrible nightmare after all.

        But, testing another, bigger piece of wood offered the same result. This time, a full size log had been sheared at the end, which appeared polished as a table top. He quickly threw the log onto the grate, a bit too hurriedly. It landed at an odd angle. Most of the log landed safely, but there was a slick spot right at the fireplace opening. At least, Frank got to see just exactly where the phenomena began. With more than a little trepidation, he loaded the grate and started a fire. He did this by throwing a lit match into the fireplace and turning on the gas. Everything worked as normal. You could not tell by the naked eye that there was an invisible wall at the hearth opening. Frank likened it to an unseen laser light that destroyed anything it touched.

        Frank went to work but his heart wasn’t in it. He didn’t know what to do about the fireplace and couldn’t get his mind off of it. For certain he had never seen or heard of anything similar. That evening he mulled this over while sipping a double bourbon and cola. Who do I call and what would I say? Later, after too much bourbon and cola, the best thought of the day came to him. He would tell his Rotary Club pal Bob Virden about this and have him come over for a demonstration. Bob, a widower who Frank and Diane entertained often, worked in R&D for the federal government and he alone among his friends could he trusted with this information. The rag mags would love this, he thought. Wonder how much they would pay for this story? As he drifted off into what would be a much better sleep than the night before, Frank was grateful Diane was not there. He had caused her enough grief lately and he did not feel her nerves could stand anything more just now. He didn’t love her has he once had but did not wish to make her emotional state worse than it already was.  

        Thank the Good Lord for small favors, was his last conscious thought.

 

4.

 

 

        The next morning, alone in his office, Frank was on the phone to Bob. He waited until after 9:00AM, as he didn’t wish to interrupt his friend’s morning break. Frank knew he was in the lab some mornings as early as 6:30.

        “Haven’t heard from you in awhile.”

        “Not my fault you missed the last meeting.”

        “Yeah. Messed up my perfect attendance.” Perfect attendance is a badge of honor in the Rotary Club and Frank wisely made no reply to that comment. After an awkward moment, Bob continued, “So, what’s up?”

        Frank realized he did not quite know how to explain this to Bob. With slight hesitation, he said, “Well, I have an interesting problem I would like for you to see.”

        “OK. What is it?” Bob knew something was not right with his buddy.

        “I have a very interesting situation here at home. I would like for you to come see it.” He added, with shaky voice, “as soon as you can.”

        “I can come over after work.”

        “OK. I’ll fix a light dinner.” Bob was a widower and normally dined alone.

        “Is everything all right?”

        “Let me show you something interesting tonight. See you then.”

        Bob spent the rest of the day with an unaccustomed unease. He both dreaded and looked forward to whatever it was that Frank wanted to show him.

       

5.

 

        Bob could scarcely believe his eyes when Frank demonstrated for him what he had learned less than 48 hours previously.

        “Don’t know what to say,” was all he could say.

        “That’s an understatement, Frank added, dryly, but relieved that he had shared this burden with a good friend he could trust.

        “I suppose we could run some tests . . . but I don’t know what they would be. Never seen or heard of anything like this. Like you said, it does behave like invisible laser light.”

        “When is Diane coming home?” Bob knew he hit a nerve the moment he asked.

        Tightly, Frank said, “Maybe next week now. She called after I spoke with you, said she’s sorting things out. She’s with Mike. That’s good. I won’t say he’s a mommas’ boy but they’ve always been close.”

        They experienced their second awkward moment of the day. An odd feeling of intuition swept over Frank. At that moment, he knew whatever was going on in his house was going to get worse before getting better. Bob noticed the frightened look on his face. He asked, “So, now what?”

        “I don’t know.”

        “Maybe it will go away. When was your last fire before the other night?”

        “A couple of weeks ago.”

        “No problems then?”

        “None”

        The scientist in Bob was intrigued by this, but Bob, friend of Frank was most concerned. He simply did not know what to do or say.

        The men were silent at dinner. Frank, who possessed few culinary skills, served hot ham sandwiches and beer. On a cold night, this hit the spot with both of them.

        After dinner, Bob prepared to leave. He told his friend, “I’ll see if I can research this a little.”

        “Thanks.”

 

6.

 

        A couple of weeks passed. Diane came home and there was no word from Bob. The dynamic of the fireplace had not changed.

        Frank had spent countless hours trying to figure out what was going on in his house. There was just no explanation for it. But, he did come to a decision. A decision which would make the foreboding he felt on the night Bob came over a very real and dark reality.

        Perhaps it was the extraordinary amount of stress in his life that caused Frank to come to a very tragic decision. Certainly it was a decision most out of character for him. The falling apart of his marriage, the feelings he still had, or thought he still had, with the very attractive Tiffany ate at him like a cancer. He couldn’t live with her, couldn’t live without her. But, live without her he must, because lately she had been seeing other men. Frank had sacrificed his affection to her and permanently damaged a very happy family life, now, apparently, all for nothing. Add to this the downsizing at work, his boss’ unhappiness with both of them over the affair and his probable retirement. It was more than he could handle emotionally.

        So, he had an idea. As time and circumstance merged to serve his purposes, he felt little joy in it, just a deep feeling that it needed to be done. She would experience minimal, if any, suffering and for sure, nobody would ever find her body.  Frank worried that Bob would know what happened to Diane, but he would never know for certain. Frank was willing to sacrifice family and friendships for the affections of a woman who no longer cared for him. When she knows I am free, she’ll come back to me, he rationalized.

        As Diane never used the fireplace, Frank determined not to tell her about its new and horrifying power. He didn’t worry she would find out by mistake, possibly lose a finger or hand while doing so. She never placed wood in it, never cleaned or lit fires. Frank did all of that and had done all of it for the last 25 years since her hand had been badly burned by a hot ember.

        A couple of evenings after he came to his fateful decision, after dinner he went to the patio to retrieve wood. It was covered with snow, and Frank thought, I’m doing the same thing I was doing on the night.  Frank had begun to think of the night of discovery as simply, the night and it haunted him more and more as time passed. Well, tonight, some of the stress will be over.

        With more than a little nervousness, he asked Diane to help him with the wood, because it was wet and messy. Surprisingly, she agreed and joined him at the front of the hearth.

 

7.

 

        Knocking a normal sized healthy adult senseless is easier said than done. But, if you are over 50 and have never murdered anyone before, the adrenaline runs strong in your veins. A brutal blow on the back of the head was all it took. After that, the only concern was to slowly stuff the limp body into the fireplace and have it disappear into nothing. To say it was the “only concern” is not to do justice to the fact that positioning a slightly overweight 50-ish adult body into the small fireplace opening at just the right angles to achieve the desired affect took a major and prolonged effort. Afterward, the realization of what had just been done brought on violent nausea and severe hysteria, until the light of the next morning brought  a measure of emotional distance and peace.

        The emotion of it was indeed overwhelming. To give up everything for a middle age fling is one of the saddest things a person could do. Some people weather the middle age crazies, others do not. Sadly, this would be one of the most tragic and extreme examples of the danger and frailty of human emotions. 

        This story does not have a happy ending. No body was ever found and no charges were ever filed by law enforcement. Bob Virden never said a word to anybody about his knowledge of the strange property of the Hartley house.

        The fireplace never lost its strange power. Its occupants would spend the next 35 years using it as a disposal system for excess trash.

       

 

Epilogue

Five years later

 

       

        “The children no longer have objections to us marrying.”

        “That’s nice. It’s been a long time.

        “Hey, you’re doing OK. Social security soon and a new marriage.”

        “I know.”

        “You happy?”

        “Yes, I am. Please believe that.” They locked hands, but he was only partially reassured. 

        In a low voice, he said, “Looking back, I’m kind of surprised we got away with it.”

        Pondering this for a moment, she replied, “Yeah. But, a lot of people knew he had made a fool of himself over that young girl.” Diane’s cheeks still burned when she thought of it. “Anyway, we’re together and that’s all that matters.” They kissed and this time, Bob Virden felt sincere affection coming from Diane, who filled a great void in his life after Martha died.

        She smiled and continued, “That heat proof miniature laser you installed is a work of genius. Too bad you can never take credit for it.”

        Bob smiled back, “I don’t have to. I’ve got you. But, I must say, I didn’t know it would work so well. I was quite surprised and more than a little nervous when he showed me the wood.”      

        They kissed again. “Darling, I never doubted you.”      

 

 

END